Wow… Harry Styles’ new girlfriend is…well she just is. I don’t even know what to call this woman anymore. Except maybe Cockburn, because I just discovered that it’s her real surname. Boy oh boy. (Thanks Dawn for letting me know!) And what a fitting name for someone like her!
Swiftly moving on…
Good lord…I didn’t think Olivia Wilde could get any lower in this Holivia situation than what she did to Jason, and her idiotic dancing at Harry’s shows, but here we are.
I never thought I would miss Camille Rowe. Like ever. She was so low-key and tame in comparison. One of his best beards by far. I just despise her having the honor of the general public thinking Fine Line is about her.
Camille was never this sad or desperate for attention, was she? Wearing his merch? I can’t quite remember, I didn’t pay much attention to her.
Now it would seem she is dressing quite similarly to Camille. Like the exact same attire in many cases. A few of you posted these comparison photos a few days ago and my mind is still blown (and not in a good way.)
Like??? Is this Harry’s beard wardrobe and they all pass it among each other once they’ve completed their term like those mom-to-mom sales?? I submit that no two people dress this much alike unless they are sharing clothes or one person is purposefully copying the other. I don’t know much about how the timelines of when they were spotted in these clothes add up (like who wore what first) but neither do I care enough about either of them to do the research. Your guess is as good as mine! 🙂
Also, somebody please tell this fool that Camille is the least of her worries. She needs to look into Zayn Malik and start copying what he’s wearing. That might get her somewhere if her goal is to make Harry more attracted to her! (I think it’s more about trying to mimic his former gfs for the press though.)
Also, this whole thing with “Copying Camille” just lends credence to the fact that her cringey ass encouraged Harry to repeat the yacht stunt like he did with Kendell Jenner, except this one was a major fail and couldn’t hold a candle to the gorgeous, young, and in-their-prime Hendall of late 2015.
I wouldn’t put it past Olivia to be studying his most iconic relationships (since we know she tries to be so involved in his image) and picking out moments she wants to recreate to falsely make herself seem worthy of being listed among the likes of Kendall Jenner and Camille Rowe. Have I mentioned how much respect I’ve lost for Harry in all of this? He is trash.
And remember, this deplorable yacht party with the paparazzi came immediately after the man she ditched and blindsided was seen out with his costar, thriving without her. She and Harry couldn’t be bested by them for one second, so they pulled this super transparent and ineffective bullshit on the boat.
Here is Jason with his costar:
These two really set Holivia off lmfao.
Olivia is so preoccupied with Harry and his image it makes my skin crawl. Her desperation was made clear when she hopped into his historical Vogue article in December 2020 (and he was dumb enough to let her.)
She also jumped into his controversy with Candace Owens, trying to play Miss Woke, having the nerve to call someone “pathetic” (incapable of articulating a intellectual refutation of anything Candace said) just because they hold different views than her. Oh gee, you really showed her Olivia.
Meanwhile Olivia is the epitome of pathetic (any many other adjectives that I won’t detail today) with her ditching her fiancé of 7 years (and the father of her children) to date an emotionally damaged employee 10 years her junior (just because he’s clouted up) and follow him around the country like she’s unemployed and childless, dancing like a groupie.
Also ALL of this other horrendous shit I’ve recently controversy about her:
Harry Styles legacy will ultimately be: